I'm looking for a new job. Something less stressful than being a Stay-at-home-Mom (SAHM.) See, being a SAHM requires me to work between 18 and 23 hours a day, eat cold meals, and drink so much coffee that I am not only jittery but usually constipated for days at a time, unless I accidentally take my cholesterol medicine twice in the same day and then....LAWD! Don't block the path to the bathroom.
I want a new job with benefits. Health insurance, you ask? Pish-posh. I want the benefits like the right to a daily shower with hot water, whether I need one or not. I want to be able to sleep a full 6 hours at night without being awakened 20 minutes before the alarm clock goes off to be asked, "What time is it?" I want to be able to have a "lunch break" where I can actually get more than one forkful of food into my mouth before someone else asks me to serve them seconds. I want it all.
I'm thinking that a career in firefighting might be a good choice for me. I got tons of training in how to get people someplace safely in record speeds by being told 12 minutes before soccer practice starts that I was unknowingly volunteered to drive the carpool. I'm also pretty good with bandaids and antiseptic, so maybe I could train to be an EMT. I break up fist fights between teenage boys at least three times a day. Perhaps an official on a nuclear disarmament team? Peace talks? Referee for a football club in Liverpool? Or maybe rodeo clown...but clowns creep me out.
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Oh, and check out my friend, Nuala Reilly's webpage for great reading material at this LINK. She's awesome.
I want a new job with benefits. Health insurance, you ask? Pish-posh. I want the benefits like the right to a daily shower with hot water, whether I need one or not. I want to be able to sleep a full 6 hours at night without being awakened 20 minutes before the alarm clock goes off to be asked, "What time is it?" I want to be able to have a "lunch break" where I can actually get more than one forkful of food into my mouth before someone else asks me to serve them seconds. I want it all.
I'm thinking that a career in firefighting might be a good choice for me. I got tons of training in how to get people someplace safely in record speeds by being told 12 minutes before soccer practice starts that I was unknowingly volunteered to drive the carpool. I'm also pretty good with bandaids and antiseptic, so maybe I could train to be an EMT. I break up fist fights between teenage boys at least three times a day. Perhaps an official on a nuclear disarmament team? Peace talks? Referee for a football club in Liverpool? Or maybe rodeo clown...but clowns creep me out.
Leave a suggestion in the comments section.
Oh, and check out my friend, Nuala Reilly's webpage for great reading material at this LINK. She's awesome.
You know what... my best job was a chicken slaughter for a local farm. I could let out my aggression, Shower And bring home dinner. (granted we did get tired of chicken) but turkey season was awesome. lol
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