Monday, March 12, 2012

You KNOW You're Addicted to Facebook/Twitter When....

I need a 12-step NOW. I have blown off making dinner two nights in a row, taken a three and a half week hiatus from writing and now am "holding it" until either I complete answering these last two notifications or my bladder explodes, whichever comes first.

I've reached rock bottom. I know that I'm pounding out this blog post as quickly as possible (because I have to pee really badly and I know that as soon as I get up from this chair, my 15 yr old daughter is going to hijack the computer from me and I'll never get to finish.) Apparently, social networking to this degree is a really bad thing. I managed to exhaust myself the last three days in an attempt to be the world's greatest and broke-est (is that a word?) literary agent with no access to t.v. or radio talk show hosts to the point that I managed to NOT send my kids to school today as I slept until noon. Wow. It's getting bad. DAMN YOU TWITTER! DAMN YOU, TOO, FACEBOOK! (Not really. I love you, both.)

OMG. I've got to stop. If you would like to become my sponsor and have managed to detach yourself from social networking websites for longer than one year, please contact me in the comments section below. I need help now....before I have to join another site. Thank you.

Ooooh, look Pinterest has some..................


  1. Hi media anonymous, we're all friends here

  2. I'm Janice and I'm a social-media-holic.

    1. Hi, Janice. Keep coming back. It works if you work it.

  3. As you know, I was once right there with you on FB non stop. I was neglecting my son and was starting to have physical side effects from staring at the screen. I had to turn it off. Just walk away for a few weeks and re open my eyes to all there is in the world. Now, realizing all that is out there, I hardly have time to get on! I LOVE IT!!! You should try it. There are people, and games, and crafts, and activities. I learned how to make a hard back book, been selling cookie dough, making leather crafts, keeping my house clean and having TONS of fun with little man!!!