Does this guy look like he needs a haircut in the worst way? I don't think so, either. But he apparently is going to spontaneously combust if I don't get up right now and pull out my clippers and cut his hair immediately. I've been blowing off this chore for the last 5 days or more because I have either been too a) sick b) tired c) uninterested or d) busy with anything OTHER than shaving little bits of really poky, itchy, hard to get out of my clothes coarse hair that jumps into my shirt and leaves me scratching for hours because HE has to get a shower first and use up all the hot water because HE is the home haircut victim and not I.
I'm SOOOOO giving him a damn mohawk, it's almost scary.
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