In preparation for "back-to-school," I took the three boys to our family practitioner for full physical exams. We made it as far as the vital signs room before the giggling began.
Nurse: Any surgeries?
Me: Testicular varicosele removed earlier this year.
Nurse: Varico-who?
Me: Varicosele. V-a-r-i-c-o-s-e-l-e.
Nurse: And that's like a varicose vein?
Me: Yes, in the testicle.
**Begin giggling behind me that builds to hog snorting and then blatant guffawing.**
To her credit, the nurse was Mexican-American with a very heavy accent and most of the practice services the Hispanic community here, so most of the time she speaks in Spanish. But she seemed embarrassed enough and rushed through the rest of the height, weight, blood pressure and temperature readings to hurry the out-of-control pubescent lunatics into the exam room and out of her hair.
They were all just fine. The end.
Nurse: Any surgeries?
Me: Testicular varicosele removed earlier this year.
Nurse: Varico-who?
Me: Varicosele. V-a-r-i-c-o-s-e-l-e.
Nurse: And that's like a varicose vein?
Me: Yes, in the testicle.
**Begin giggling behind me that builds to hog snorting and then blatant guffawing.**
To her credit, the nurse was Mexican-American with a very heavy accent and most of the practice services the Hispanic community here, so most of the time she speaks in Spanish. But she seemed embarrassed enough and rushed through the rest of the height, weight, blood pressure and temperature readings to hurry the out-of-control pubescent lunatics into the exam room and out of her hair.
They were all just fine. The end.
LOL
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