steamy....
sweaty.....
sultry...but not in a sexy, New Orleans late September kind of way....
stinky....
funky....
damp...that's the dirty laundry piled up on the floor in front of my washer...
empty....
dusty......
dry....that's the inside of my roll-on deodorant bottle
this is the summer from Hell. I have showered more times per day than an automatic car wash runs when giving away free washes with every tank of gas purchased. my permanent hair dye washed out after two weeks due to frequent washing. i look at pictures of Alaska, polar bears, popsicles, ice cubes and toboggans just to cool off. the kids broke one of the fans. i offered to exchange the guilty party for a new fan but the guy thought i was joking and held out his hand for the 110 pounds that a new fan will cost me. my hilarious youngest son cut out the picture of the fan from the box and gave it to me. he said this fan will still provide air even in a power outage. who knew that a finger poke to the forehead could make someone cry?
i look at the 10-day forecast and it's as though the guy just made photo copies of the same forecast back in late May and then took a 3-month vacation. 0% chance of rain, 0% chance of rain, 0% chance of rain.
maybe we should move out of Africa and into Alaska.
sweaty.....
sultry...but not in a sexy, New Orleans late September kind of way....
stinky....
funky....
damp...that's the dirty laundry piled up on the floor in front of my washer...
empty....
dusty......
dry....that's the inside of my roll-on deodorant bottle
this is the summer from Hell. I have showered more times per day than an automatic car wash runs when giving away free washes with every tank of gas purchased. my permanent hair dye washed out after two weeks due to frequent washing. i look at pictures of Alaska, polar bears, popsicles, ice cubes and toboggans just to cool off. the kids broke one of the fans. i offered to exchange the guilty party for a new fan but the guy thought i was joking and held out his hand for the 110 pounds that a new fan will cost me. my hilarious youngest son cut out the picture of the fan from the box and gave it to me. he said this fan will still provide air even in a power outage. who knew that a finger poke to the forehead could make someone cry?
i look at the 10-day forecast and it's as though the guy just made photo copies of the same forecast back in late May and then took a 3-month vacation. 0% chance of rain, 0% chance of rain, 0% chance of rain.
maybe we should move out of Africa and into Alaska.
It could make for an interesting experiment. You could get a book deal from it!
ReplyDeleteWho knew a finger poke to the forehead could make someone cry.
ReplyDeleteFriggin hilarious!!